The Toddler Creed

"If it is paper, it must be torn. If it is folded, I must unfold it. If it
looks like a phone, I must talk into it. If it is high, it must be reached. If
it is closed, it must be opened. If it has drawers, they must be rifled. If it
has buttons, they must be
pulled. If it is not garbage, it must be thrown away. If it does not open, it
must be screamed at. If it is a liquid, it must be dribbled onto the floor. If
it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon. If it is toilet paper, it must
be unraveled. If it is on, I must turn it off. If it is off, I must turn it
on. If it has leaves, buds or flowers, they must be picked. If it is a cookie,
it must be smashed into the carpets. If it is a car seat, it must be protested
with an arched back. If it is dry, it must be made
wet. If it is not food, it must be tasted. If it is food, it must not be
tasted. If it is full, it will be more interesting if emptied. If it doesn't
stay on my spoon, it must be dropped onto the floor and/or smeared somewhere.
If it is a stroller it must, under
no circumstances, be ridden in without protest - it must be pushed by me
instead. If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried. If Mommy is in a hurry
and wants to carry me, I must walk alone. If it is Mommy, she must be kissed
and hugged. I am a TODDLER and this is my CREED!"

Daddy's comment: Just like Baobao
Mommy's comment: We should look at the bright side. It means Baobao is develping perfectly normal.